The fat man's pillow

'Uhnm!  Unhm unhnm!', said the fat man at the theatre.

  After a hard day's birding, we ate at a classy joint in Chambly called 'P'tit Quebec'.  Dance got the biggest and heaviest mufucken' poutine ever.  I dubbed it...THE FAT MAN'S PILLOW.  Dance tried gamefully, but could only eat the first five pounds of it before meekly requesting a doggy lid.