The St-U

Nice view of the faaaaallll fooooliaage.

What's that on my right shoulder?  The St. Urban.

  While in Nyawk, we were lucky enough to stay at a crazynice apertment, the St. Urban.  We never ran into Kevin Bacon, but he lives there.  Good view of the park.  I like turtles!
  I was hoping desperately to use three phrases in genuine conversation while in Nyawk.  I got to use the first two: 'Oh!  I'm walkin' here!'. and 'Fughetaboutit!', but never found the right occasion to use 'Whoa!  Relax there honey!'.  I imagined I'd get a drink thrown in my face by some dame right after saying that.  Or right before.