Monday, 28 March 2011
Two dead frogs
One shriveled, one bloated. Stupid frogs.
Also, 1,000th post. I'm high-fiving myself, but really I shouldn't. I probably should've jumped ship 500 posts or so ago. One fine day soon, the winds of migration will help to dislodge a stagnating owl's ass-anchor. Adrift to always greener grass. Away from the land of the world's biggest inferiority/superiority complex ('We're the best in the world, but everyone's attacking us, and we make such great whiny victims, wa-wah-waaaah!')
But don't worry, I'm an equal opportunity ranter. I've no doubt I'll have way more rants about my homeland than I ever did about this place. Plop! Splash!
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