Interesting cast of characters in Ilsan. At one point we were introduced to a staggery Korean business man and his two cronies. Apparently he was very well off and connected, so we were warned to be on our best and most polite behavior. He promptly fell asleep in a big way, the endless whiskey shots getting the best of him. His friends got bored with not talking to us so they tried to drag off the big shot, at which point he threw several wild overhand rights, one of which connected with a surprised face. Whap! His friends then threw him down, and showered him with rib punches and verbal abuse, before leaving his inert ass there.
We mulled our options. Should we also leave his ass there? Should we drag him into a cab and toss him in? Should we throw him into a wood chipper? We selected the cab option, but our first few attempts were met with more wild right hooks. We soon gave up, and threw him into a wood chipper.
That same night we were treated to a lame-errific impromptu karaoke/trivia contest. I dig the Beatles hairdos that are popular in Korea these days. I want one. I want hair.
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