The frog!

My name is Kotakji.

  Jeppuh lives 10 floors up, so I was surprised when he called on the weekend to inform me that a frog had gotten into his apartuh.  Not just any frog, a sexy Japanese Tree Frog.  It jumped around and stuck to people's faces, it was righteous.  This damn thing was jumpin' all over the damn place.  I'm still trying to figure out how it got into his apartment.  His window was open, it was typhoony, and the thing had suction cup hands, so it may have blown up and stuck onto the apartment?  Hitched in on a backpack?  It's a mystery.  Frog rain?  Anyhow, it was released the next day, after we had our fun with it.  Sadly, it refused to eat a wounded mosquito we presented it with.  UNLEASH THE FURY!
 Anyhowzees, just got back from eating proper meat, plotting now.  Plot...plot...plot...