The leg!

Like a dope, I burned my leg on my red-hot muffler the other day.  It went 'tssssssss!', and smelled like sweet sweet BBQ.  Well, it got infected.  So I rolled into the grungiest hospital this side of Bangkok, took two shots in the ass (my favorite!), and underwent a brutal cleaning.  I can't really complain, as two tough chicks I know have recently endured 1,000,000 times worse vis-a-vis their legs.  My ass is numb.  Also, I bet it's gonna hurt like a bitch to rip off that hair-bandage.  I'm not whining, I'm just making conversation.  It's raining.