LE PARADIS DE LA BIERE

  Yes, beer paradise indeed.  I was all 'This is the best store in the world!' to the guy, and he was modestly like 'No no, just the best store in the province.'  So I came back with a 'Then it's the best store in Eastern Canada', to which he replied 'Yes, I guess it is.'  I picked up some Tuborg Green there, the best shit ever, to grease the wheels of an old-timey stringband jam with Mr. Vatek.  Wow, I can just feel myself getting healthier by the day!  Oh boy!  Health!  Wheeeeeeze.
  I haven't taken off my Korean sandals since returning, and I think people are starting to quietly ask questions.